Today instead of working on my mofo plan I ended up making cinnamon rolls because I am super depressed even though I am wearing my “I ❤ life” shirt and am surrounded by adorable beagles. It was time to drown my sadness in frosting. I have been trying to keep a positive attitude like everyone on the internet always tell you to do but in all honesty I’m probably more like Eeyoure than a Smurf.
You know what would cheer me up? If you donated to Team Sunny Day to win the prize package! I think it is the coolest prize package ever, but then I love queso and when people from the internet make me stuff and new awesome cookbooks. How’s that for the guilt sale! But imagine if you were having a bad day and you found your mailbox full of homemade pralines and cream pies and all you had to do to get it was help some animals. You would forget all about this time I guilted you into donating to Sunny Day and you would be like, that Lazy Smurf is all right.